My name's Jess. I'm 19 and I'm from Long Island but I go to school in Buffalo, NY.
I love alpacas, Israel, ryan gosling, cats, ellen degeneres, and food.

 

annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

(Source: thekrustyykrabb)

thatdisneylover:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

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ellendegeneres:

Rob Lowe and Ellen reenact an uncomfortable kiss he had with Jewel for a TV show. We can now all experience it together.

epic-humor:

Japanese game show in which contestants have to find which pieces of furniture are chocolate. imgur